Thursday, March 29, 2007

LOST - A Not So Comprehensive Review

I will no longer stand for comments saying that the show does not reveal anything.

"But today, you have practically 25/100 pieces of the puzzle! Back in season 1 you only had like 7/100 pieces." - Me, about 6 months ago.
(6 Months Later = Today) Now you have about 37/100 pieces of the puzzle. You know that everything was orchestrated for Ben's surgery, but you don't know why the others are on the island or why they steal kids. You know there is the Dharma Intitiative vs. Hostiles conflict, and that the others live in a nice town.

Lost is getting kind of boring actually, because the mystery is disappearing. They need a new hatch, or something like that that will resurrect the show from falling off a cliff. They need a new mystery element to come in and save the day. The hatch was an amazing story element, and now that they blew it up, they need to do something else besides having the LOSTies get captured over and over again by the others.

One more thing. They need to get all these crazy characters' motives straight.
BEN: The evil second-in-command bad guy. (OTHERS SIDE)
Juliet: Appears to be an other, but wants to get outta here? ( ??? SIDE? )
Jack: Wants to get off the island, but wants to save his friends, but lives in the Others' Camp. (??? SIDE? )
Locke: Doesn't want to let anyone off the island, and is crazy? ( ??? SIDE? )
BEN'S DAUGHTER: Attacks the others, sabotages them, interfers with their plans, yet somehow works with them and lives with them at the same time (??? SIDE? )

SAYID: Will kill the others without questioning motives.
DESMOND: Sees the future, and is british.

JACK: ...What is he doing!?!
LOCKE: ... What is he doing!?!?
KATE: ...
SAYWER: Nicknames are getting old, but he's still funny.

The 2 reason to watch LOST:
Funny dialogs between Hurley and Sawyer, and
The story.

That's it.

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At 4/02/2007 1:16 PM, Blogger ifedajay said...

37...where did you get that number...??

"The 2 reason to watch LOST:
Funny dialogs between Hurley and Sawyer, and
The story."

sooo true. They keep you happy...or something.

Locke is horrible.

And what's with Ben being the second in command...I think I knew that...but who's the 1st then?

At 4/02/2007 3:40 PM, Blogger TheJBurger said...

Nobody knows.

At 4/04/2007 7:21 PM, Blogger ifedajay said...



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