Sunday, February 05, 2006

Star Wars: The future

Star Wars Ep. VII -- Remnant Strike
The Imperial forces have been wiped out and Luke starts a new Jedi Academy. There is still an imperial remnant on various planets in the galaxy. Han and Leia have a family. Luke fights some bad guys, and Chewbacca goes home. Luke joins forces with Kyle Katarn (new characterzorz!!!) and they try to wipe out the remaining Imperials. Han's son gets kidnapped and Luke and the gang destroy a hidden base to rescue him.

Star Wars Ep. VIII -- Shadows of the Empire: 2
Luke is getting old and becoming a Jedi Master when the Emperor's tenth clone comes back to life and starts a dangerous new battle station. A bunch of evil sith start appearing so Luke embarks on a journey to find out what's going on. Luke gets captured and Lando and Han meet up on Correllia because Lando is in trouble with the Hutts. Lando is in trouble and has a giant bounty on his head. Meanwhile, Kyle Katarn puts away his lightsaber for the final time after fighting his last battle.

Star Wars Ep. IX -- The Battle for Middle-Earth
Luke is almost turned to the dark side, so... he dies. Hahahah just kidding. Leia, Lando, Han, and Chewbacca go search for Luke while they're chased by a dangerous bounty hunter gang. Some old Jedi's reappear at the Jedi Academy and they say the Dark side is going to rise again. Kyle Katarn takes out his lightsaber again to rescue Luke and they go search for his father's old lightsaber which can defeat the emperor. At the end of the movie they go to the Death Star III with Han's family and destroy it. The end.

Star Wars Ep. X -- A new Galaxy
Well... The new republic is finally, once and for all, firmly established. The government is now NON-Corrupt and new Jedis patrol the galaxy. Chewbacca went home and Han and Leia are old people. Luke is an old man and is head of the Jedi Council and Kyle Katarn is with him. Everything seems well in the galaxy... until... suddenly! A civil war is brewing in the galaxy because some factions do not agree with the new republic. They gather their forces and a surprise battle erupts on Kashyyyk. The new jedi order springs into action and the first battle of a wide war begins. Luke tries to stop the full scale war by taking out their leader as quickly as he can. Chewbacca dies saving his family and Han's son leads the attack on the ground. Luke kills the seperatist leader which saves the galaxy from erupting into a full scale war. The end.

More to Come? ... Nah.

:-D Bye crazy peoples of america.



At 2/05/2006 11:14 PM, Blogger ifedajay said...

Ahh...seriously Josh I hated it.

I mean, you can't have Luke in a Jedi's just wrong. only the books do that.

And there are NO Emperor clones. Period.

And how can Anakin Skywalker have restored order to the galaxy if there is no order once he dies.
Of course, that's just being idealistic.

But, what's with the thing about middle-earth?

And why can't Kyle just decide already?

And why is Luke's father's lightsaber the only one that one save the world.

So...overall, I'd say thumbs down. But it does seem to be something they might really do.

At 2/05/2006 11:18 PM, Blogger TheJBurger said...

1) I just wrote this off the top of my head cuz I remembered i thought of something like this before and thought it was funny (somewhat) so i tried to right some stupid stuff about the future of star wars.
2) I didn't care about plot holes and stuff like that cuz I was bored and this whole thing is a joke and I'm not serious about it.
3) Thumbs down?? But it's not a real movie and I didn't brainstorm the plot with character development, plot twists, moral of the stories, stuff going wrong, interactive problems, story development, fight sequences, moral dilemmas, and deep interactive backstories.


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