Monday, November 03, 2008

Metal Gear Solid 4isms

MGS4 takes place in some weird, alternate universe where all the major good guys and bad guys in the world are either relatives of each other, old friends, or frequently meet up every year. (Also known as an Anime)
To prove how realistic and movie-like this game is, the game uses the camera to collect water and snow particles on every ensuing shot-change. It doesn't matter that water collects on the screen every time a car rounds the corner. Keep doing it!
The game will start the longest, 60 minute cut-scene at the most inappropriate time for the player, such as when they must leave because they are late for school or it's half past midnight and you have to get up at 6:30 the next morning.
The most dramatic scene in the game involves a lonely 40-year old computer technician hugging his Apple laptop and crying.
Snake: So what about the PCMs?
Oticon: Liquid is trying to use GW to undermine PB's overriding code! Snake! We have to stop him!
Snake: But GW has control over the nukes. There's no way JD can do that!
Oticon: So that's why he has to use the Mark II. That's why he has to use Rex!
Snake: But why does he need JD to use Rex when he can have GW?
Colonel: Excellent question, gentlemen.

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At 11/04/2008 9:39 AM, Blogger ifedajay said...

this makes me wanna come home :(:(:(:(

and watch t.v. and stuff

At 11/04/2008 9:32 PM, Blogger TheJBurger said...

Make sure to watch California's Gold, Nov. 23, 7:00PM!

At 11/12/2008 1:28 AM, Blogger ifedajay said...

O noooooooo!
what day is that? no no no no!
it's right after the conference.
awwwwwwwwwww man

how am I going to watch it now?!


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