Tuesday, September 05, 2006

The ISLAND

Ok, so theres this movie, and they don't tell you what's going on, so it's kinda like LOST and you have to keep guessing, but it's so obvious what's going on, because they give you so many clues, but it doesnt even matter anyway...

BECAUSE THE BACK OF THE DVD CASE TELLS YOU WHAT'S GOING ON.

Is this a lesson that I should never read the back of the DVD case? Or is it that DVD cases shouldn't tell you 75% of the story? What is it here??

And how will turning off the holo-screen save the clones. And what happened to the real lady who died huh? And how will you have 500 clones of the world's most famous people running around the world in peace?

I hated the action sequences/chase sequences/whatever. They didn't add anything to the movie, except 30 extra minutes and flashy camera angles and motion blurs and the camera's all shaky. They weren't very exciting, they didn't even do, ANYTHING.

Everything other scene had a new advertisement. First it was like, PUMA, then AQUAFINA, and then BUDWEISER, and some car companies, MSN, and a bunch of other stuff I forgot...

There were like--plot holes. How come there are no security cameras watching the dude when he sneaks around the night before he escapes? How come there were hardly any guards outside the surgery room when they were disecting him?
BLEH><

This move is. Interesting for the first hour, then boring, and then kind of weird.

6.5 / 10.00.

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