Computer Geek Jokes™

How does the computer geek go surfing?
On his key board.


Why didn't the computer geek want to go to the hardware store to upgrade his PC?
Because it was a hard-drive.


Why doesn't the computer geek like to garden?
He hates bugs.

Why was the computer geek so slow?

Because he ran out of memory.

What makes the computer geek happy?
His joystick.

Where does the computer geek go to get a drink?
The spacebar.


When does the computer geek go crazy?
When he doesn't have Ctrl.


Why does the computer geek hate being at Home?
Because it's right next to the End.

Why did the computer geek keep throwing food to the snake?

He wanted to see if it would get longer.

Why was the computer geek broke?

Because he used his tab too much.

Why didn't the computer geek have any windows in his house?

He used Linux instead.

What did the computer geek do when the top of his desk was messy?
He threw all his icons in the recycling bin.

What did the computer geek trade in his Explorer for?

A fire fox.

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