Thursday, January 03, 2008

The Kingdom in 5 sentences

Some terrorists kill people in Saudi Arabia and merrily have a kid record it on a cam-recorder (after a 5 minute history lesson intro).

For thirty minutes, Jamie Foxx and his friends talk about why they should but cant go to Saudi Arabia.

Jamie Foxx and his friends go to Saudi Arabia and sit in a Gym while talking about solving crimes and catching terrorists.

Jamie Foxx and his friends exit the Gym and go around in black SUVs trying to enact an episode of CSI.

After one hour and thirty minutes of barely anything happening, there's a 30 minute action scene that contains all of the trailer footage for the movie.


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At 1/04/2008 2:00 PM, Blogger ifedajay said...

Um then I guess I don't have to watch it!

At 1/04/2008 2:08 PM, Blogger TheJBurger said...

Nope. Don't watch it.
2/5 stars.


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